catsbeaversandducks:

Meet Bertie, the owl who is afraid of going outside… and he loves nothing more than helping his owner make a cup of tea!

Bertie, the three-year-old tawny owl that is agoraphobic. He shares a farmhouse with his owner Peter Middleton, and after his daily bath he likes to dry his feathers by sitting on top of the aga. When he isn’t welcoming guests with a hoot or preening them on the sofa, he’s hard at work letter shredding in the office. Mr Middleton said the domesticated owl, which he adopted after he was left abandoned on the ground, hates the outdoors. He said: “He just doesn’t like going outside, I think he’s agoraphobic. He’s not used it and he’s very comfortable in the house.”

Via Daily Mail

plasmalogical:


A black crow attacks one of the Pope’s white doves.

this is the most metal thing to happen in the past ten years

plasmalogical:

A black crow attacks one of the Pope’s white doves.

this is the most metal thing to happen in the past ten years

(Source: snpsnpsnp)

vibritannias:

also the hobbit has the worst raid party make-up ever. everyone is a warrior except like two rogues one of whom is a big noob and the only mage isn’t even a healer

legolas is like that lvl 100 dude that comes along and steals all your kills and then leaves

rufftoon:

impsexual:

The darkness is upon us.

I have seen the new trailer.

This comic is accurate.